THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!! |
DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH MOBILE PHONES!
Posted by REDZONE in Chicken Story, Dick, Naughty Lines
A new study has revealed that flip phones can cause very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children.
Keep all flap phones out of the reach of children.
Please pass this safety warning on to everyone on your email list.
If it prevents even one injury to an innocent child, it will have been worth it.
Do not delete this message! Forward it to everyone you know.
Do it for the sake of the children.
If you doubt the importance of this warning, please scroll down...
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
My Other Blogs
Recent Posts
Labels
Sex
Woman
Dick
Law in Sex
Married
Sex Life
Chemistry
Chicken Story
Learn to Shut up
Mathematics
Naughty Lines
Sad
Testicles
Wisdom
92 years old
BUS
Balls
Bed Wetter
Birds
Black Snow
Blood
Brain
Bug Spray
Cabbie n the nun
Chocolate
Codes
Condoms
Dad
Engineers
English
Excited Titter
Guilty
Heaven
Irish
LIPSTICK
Logistics and Organization
Man's Viagra
Misunderstanding
Night
Old Am I
Opinion
Parrots
Perception
Pregnant
S.M.S
Safe Sex
Score Board
Showing
Showing off
Surgery
Thermometer
Wash
What a winding path
Yoga
Recent Comments
Live Traffic Feed
Categories
- 92 years old
- Balls
- Bed Wetter
- Birds
- Black Snow
- Blood
- Brain
- Bug Spray
- BUS
- Cabbie n the nun
- Chemistry
- Chicken Story
- Chocolate
- Codes
- Condoms
- Dad
- Dick
- Engineers
- English
- Excited Titter
- Guilty
- Heaven
- Irish
- Law in Sex
- Learn to Shut up
- LIPSTICK
- Logistics and Organization
- Man's Viagra
- Married
- Mathematics
- Misunderstanding
- Naughty Lines
- Night
- Old Am I
- Opinion
- Parrots
- Perception
- Pregnant
- S.M.S
- Sad
- Safe Sex
- Score Board
- Sex
- Sex Life
- Showing
- Showing off
- Surgery
- Testicles
- Thermometer
- Wash
- What a winding path
- Wisdom
- Woman
- Yoga