The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.


The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.


The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.


The Life Call Penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.


The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.


The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?


The M&M penis: melts in your mouth, not in your hand


The lucky charms penis: They're magically delicious


The Energizer penis: it keeps going and going


The right guard penis: anything less is uncivilized


The Cambells soup penis: mmm mmm good


The Kix penis: kid tested, mother approved.


The McDonald's penis: over 8 billion served.


The Tombstone penis: what would you like on your penis?


The Ragu penis: comes out chunkier than the rest.


The Cobain penis: it blows itself away.


The All State penis: you're in good hands.


The 7-Up penis: the UN-penis.


The Barq's penis: the one with bite.


The beef penis: it's what's for dinner.


The Bud Lite penis: great taste, less filling.


The Transformers penis: it's more than meets the eye.


The Twizzler penis: it makes mouths happy.


The Sega penis: PENIS!


The Starburst penis: the juice is loose.


The Timex penis: takes a lickin and keeps on.......


The Burger King penis: have it your way


The Flintstone's vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing


The Wendy's penis: where's the beef?


The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one.


The Matthew Sweet penis: 100% fun.


The Little Caesar's penis: Penis!! Penis!!


The Mortal Kombat penis: nothing can prepare you.


The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.


The Street Fighter II penis: Matt, stop, you're getting too good at this.


The Domino's Pizza penis: delivers in 30 min. or less


The Monty Python penis: "isn't awfully nice to have a penis"


The Monty Python penis II: "every sperm is sacred...."


The Rice Krispies penis: what does your penis say to you?


The Extra penis: lasts an extra extra extra long time


The Charmin penis: Don't squeeze the penis!


The Beatles penis: now a quarter smaller than it used to be.


The Oasis penis: thinks it's the Beatles penis.


The Windows '95 penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.


The Virginia Slims penis: you've come a long way, baby.


The Secret penis: strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.


The Micro Machines penis: a whole world, in the palm of your hand.


The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop


The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!


The yellow pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.


The Reese's penis: How do you eat your penis?


The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing color