* When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dic.k or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
* Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
* A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
* Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
* There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
* Virginity can be cured.
* Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
* Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
* I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
* Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
* A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
*Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed' many men still sleep with their wives.
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