Bicycle handle grips.
French tickler animals.
Shower caps for people with tiny heads.
Put one on a lightbulb for mood lighting.
Fill one with helium and tie a note to it.
Get 1000 and make a submarine.
Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad.
Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.
Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding.
Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown.
Water wings for those non-swimmers.
Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!!" on your house.
Jello molds.
Finger puppets.
A wind sock.
Use as a bobber when fishing.
Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not drinking it.
Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe.
Suspenders.
Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise be better?)
Small animal muzzle.
Put them on your fingers & play proctologist.
Put them on your toes to make swimfins.
Draw eyeballs on them and make funny glasses.
Automatic door closing devices.
Have 'water' balloon fights.
Glue a bunch together and use to replace silicon breast implants.
Freeze them for an all-natural popsicle.
Glue several together and sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.
Use for a Xmas stocking stuffings for those that screwed you.
Ear/nose plugs.
Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".
Replace those old "Dr. Scholls" shoe cushions.
Feed them to your pet iguana, Clyde.
Paint scales on them & put them in a fishtank.
"I challenge you to a duel!"
Drain plugs.
Put them in with your tax return.
Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them at the screen.
Punching bags.
Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan.
Send 69 of them to your ex-girlfriend.
Novelty key rings.
Hang them all around your windshield like dingle balls.
Spell "Happy Birthday" on a cake.
Break out your paints and make wax fruit.
Glue them on your nipples and try to swing them in opposite directions.
Make a patch work "water" bed.
Put your money in one. Nobody will steal it!
Stick one on the bridge of your nose and run around saying "Gobble Gobble".
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