Dumb Uses for Used Condoms  

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Bicycle handle grips.


French tickler animals.


Shower caps for people with tiny heads.


Put one on a lightbulb for mood lighting.


Fill one with helium and tie a note to it.


Get 1000 and make a submarine.


Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad.


Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.


Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding.


Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown.


Water wings for those non-swimmers.


Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!!" on your house.


Jello molds.


Finger puppets.


A wind sock.


Use as a bobber when fishing.


Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not drinking it.


Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe.


Suspenders.


Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise be better?)


Small animal muzzle.


Put them on your fingers & play proctologist.


Put them on your toes to make swimfins.


Draw eyeballs on them and make funny glasses.


Automatic door closing devices.


Have 'water' balloon fights.


Glue a bunch together and use to replace silicon breast implants.


Freeze them for an all-natural popsicle.


Glue several together and sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.


Use for a Xmas stocking stuffings for those that screwed you.


Ear/nose plugs.


Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".


Replace those old "Dr. Scholls" shoe cushions.


Feed them to your pet iguana, Clyde.


Paint scales on them & put them in a fishtank.


"I challenge you to a duel!"


Drain plugs.


Put them in with your tax return.


Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them at the screen.


Punching bags.


Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan.


Send 69 of them to your ex-girlfriend.


Novelty key rings.


Hang them all around your windshield like dingle balls.


Spell "Happy Birthday" on a cake.


Break out your paints and make wax fruit.


Glue them on your nipples and try to swing them in opposite directions.


Make a patch work "water" bed.


Put your money in one. Nobody will steal it!


Stick one on the bridge of your nose and run around saying "Gobble Gobble".

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